What are the best puns? Definitely the ones only a specific group of people will understand and enjoy. Especially in the era we’re living in, we need to feel like a family and share “inside” jokes with one another. So, let’s take a look at some of the best programming puns we came upon during the pre-summer times.
Why do programmers like dark mode?
- Because light attracts bugs.
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect…
- Then they fried me for no raisin.
What do NASA programmers do on the weekends?
- They hit the space bar.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
- Because he didn’t get arrays.
What was the SNES programmers’ favorite drink?
- Sprite
What do programmers do when they’re hungry?
- They grab a byte.
Why couldn’t the programmer dance to the song?
- Because he didn’t get the… algo-rhythm…
What you call it when computer programmers make fun of each other?
- Cyber boolean…
I am now a successful programmer…
- But back in the days I was a noobgrammer.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
- Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer get a huge telephone bill?
- Because his program was CALLING a lot of subroutines.
What do Spanish programmers code in?
- Sí ++
Which way did the programmer go?
- He went data way!
Why was the programmer always running into walls?
- He couldn’t see sharp.
How programmers curse?
- Oh shift!
Why do programmers make good politicians?
- Their goto is to switch statements.
How did the programmer lose weight?
- He switched to a byte-sized diet.
I almost bought a huge library out of old computer programming books…
- But the ascii price was way too high.
What’s a Jedi’s favorite programming language?
- JabbaScript…
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